Court rule against drug testing on humans

The ill pill. Haag International Court of Justice ruled against chemical experiments on ill people. -Who cares? Their sick! We need the results to find the right cure! says the Psyciatric Complainperson. -You`re free to experiment on yourself, answers the judge. -We`re not that interested...


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Oslo Dangerous

Bankable attractions. Lonetic`s Inc. wants to put Oslo on the World Dangerous List according to international journalists. UNESCO denies all rumors and inform that there is no such thing as a WDL. Well, it should, says the Loonies. No, says UNESCO. Yes. No. Yes. Nobody writes about the Tsodilo in Botswana?! Well, they should.

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The Comp Store

Rotten apple. WMA proudly presented our new complication at the Apple Store. -It`s a total mess. As soon as you download it nothing works or at least as it should. It`s completely hopeless to navigate the comp and whatever it was intended for, it`s impossible to know - trust me, well it`s not working, says head of probleming at WMA.

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Hot awakening

Sexsation. -I lost power on my computer thanks to this storm and now I`m very grateful cause I discovered there is a world outside. A place where you don`t have to get sex for free. A place where you can appreciate it and pay what it`s worth, says the former web wanking champion of the world.


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Sex with Neanderthals boosted human immunity. A reason to aim low.

Go retard! As scientists confirm what couch potatoes so long have prayed for, Lazy Joe had a hard time realize he was too good for school. -It turned out I was too healthy to have any impact on the gene pool. I laugh at it now, but it was a tough message to swallow. It`s the only time I`ve had tears in my eyes for not being bad enough. If only I had aids or something...

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Jerkabout

Globejoker. -We`re so fed up with all this reality we wanted a fake experience. You know, travel around like complete jerks for 6 months. It`s been the most rewarding experience in our life so far. I think we even grew on it. 2 centimeters - no kidding. We got thrown out of a home for retards. It was classic. I shat my pants laughing so I had to go back and ask if I could use the bathroom. You should have seen their faces.

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Disappearia

Gone in Europe. The infant mortality rate among Muslims in Europe is so high they face instinction within two generations. -Their not popping out enough newborn to cover up for the short life expectancy. Their already on the protected human list, unofficially. Quite frankly, the reason this has remained a secret is that we don`t know how to brake the news, says Germer Frog at World Watchdog.

-White Americans is already on the endangered human list in Arabic countries. In some their not even recognized as humans. But that doesn`t means they don`t get protection. They don`t get protection no matter what. They can apply, but it`s not recommended. Word in the slums is adapt or go home.

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