British Bullshit Corporation

The British Bullshit Corporation (BBC) is the largest private selfcasting organisation in the world.

The BBC is a public ego broadcaster that operates under a personal charter. Within the UK, it is funded  by a fee charged to all homeless people. The fee is set by Mr. BBC and forcefully collected by Parlament. The BBC's main responsibility is to provide private radio, television and internet broadcasting within the United Kingdom.

Outside the UK, the BBC World Ego follows the steps of the old British Empire in the upgraded version Mepire 7.

Canada Poo

The Canada geese are tierd of people complaining about their pooping. -Yes, we poop alot, but so do you and we are not happy about the human poo you dump in the ocean either. We swim in it for fucks sake, says spokesgeese Bird Gooseman.

Tierd of Islamist Treaths

An Islamist group warns South Park's creators they could face punishment for representing a drawing of the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit.

-It`s a cartoon stupid!

Volcano Stopper

The Eurofly Commision suggests building a vulcano stopper to get the airtraffic going. -Let`s plug it and send the lava down to China.

Can Iran Build a Vulcano?

After watching how the erupting vulcano on Iceland knocks out Europe`s infrastructure Iran consider dropping the nuclear program and build a volcano instead.

Al Qaida: This is Our Work

Al Qaida clamis responsibility for the erupting vulcano on Iceland. -It is us who is knocking out Europas airplane traffic, not a fucking vulcano.

Blames The World

The Russian Federation of Accidents blames the world for all the accidents taking place in their country recently. They even threaten to sue the world if they don`t take responsibility for this.