How To Draw Muhammad

World Mess Association went to Denmark to find out how the Muhammad cartonists drew Muhammad. The answear was so easy it was shocking to us, considering how much conflict they created. To draw Muhammad you need two things: pen and paper. Take the pen in your hand and start drawing. It is entirly up to you what the outcome will be. WMA finds it difficult to understand that such an harmless act could make millions of people go nuts in the street and burn down embassies that has no relations what so ever with the person who drew it, the people who printed them or the millions of people who laughted their ass of the whole thing.

3D Porn

The porn film industry is all excited about 3D. "We`re tired of our bad reputation and look forward to make movies with some depth".

Valuble War

Freedom and democracy is getting so expensive in the Middle East that the West is wondering if it`s worth it and the rest if they can affort it at all.

Google v China

Google`s new phone Nexus One will be re-named Exit One in the Chinese market.

Laptop

Laptops are perfect for laptop dancing - it`s intimate without meeting.

3D from the Third World

Since ESPN announced it will broadcast the World Cup in 3D USA considers to leave their soccer team at home and send a bunch of animators instead.

Fat Food

It shouldn`t be called fast food, cause it makes you anything but fast.