Got Herpes From Chat Room
Exactly how this happened has not been confirmed. However, rumors has it the guy got infected when he videokissed the girl on a public computer.
Debt VISA
VISA is introducing a new debt card for poor people. This card gives them access to all the goods, services and pleasures which people around them take for granted, in return for eternal debt. The card will also available for the mentally handicapped.
Swine Virus on PC
Your pc can now be infected by the swine virus. The World Computer Organization warns a world wide pcmic. The anti virus program Fearmaker has been developed as an antidote to the desease. It`s the number one hit on the global top 100 list. Selling more copies than Michael Jackson, Madonna, U2, The Beatles and Elivis together.
Europa`s Las Vegas
Amsterdam is the number one holiday destination for European police officers, lawyers, prison guards and judges. When asked what the big attraction is they all answer the law.
North Koran
North Korea strongly denies the allegations of copied ideas from the Koran and founding their own country on these stolen values. The Islamic world is suing North Korea for copyright fraud . "It`s our thoughts, we wrote that shit, we want our money". To prove their case they claim, "well, you just have to look at how fucked up it is. No other thought system can do that these days...".
Organic Islam
Islam Europe is launching a environmental friendly version of Muhammad`s revelations hoping it to smooth over conflicts created by the previous version. "We haven`t sold out completely, the story is still set in the stone age. Muhammad is not running around with cell phones or any of that shit".
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