It's not often Santa Claus has a wish, but after watching the news lately he thought it was time to make an exception.
-I want his head in a box. I like to unwrap it and hang it on my trophy wall. Since I rely on reindeer transport I don't have those classic animal heads on my wall, out of respect to Rudolf, but now, with this lunatic running around in Russia, I see an oportunity, says Santa Claus to Ice Times.
-Kill two birds with one stone. Maybe we should change birds with dictator and do Winnie the pooh too? Hah! That will make it both Xmas day and New Years Eve! Even a dreamt up charater got to have a dreams.
