Santa With Rare Wish: Kill Putin

It's not often Santa Claus has a wish, but after watching the news lately he thought it was time to make an exception. 

-I want his head in a box. I like to unwrap it and hang it on my trophy wall. Since I rely on reindeer transport I don't have those classic animal heads on my wall, out of respect to Rudolf, but now, with this lunatic running around in Russia, I see an oportunity, says Santa Claus to Ice Times.

-Kill two birds with one stone. Maybe we should change birds with dictator and do Winnie the pooh too? Hah! That will make it both Xmas day and New Years Eve! Even a dreamt up charater got to have a dreams.

World Call To Destroy Putin

Citizens of the world, the act of invading an innocent neighbour, killing thousands of people and strike fear and terror in a whole world, must be meet with a force so powerful, no other dictator will even dare to think the though. 

Stand by Ukraine, in whatever capacity, whetever you are, and join the rest of the world in taking down this Russian motherfucker. 

Putin and his corrupt regime must be destroyed at all cost. 

Death to Putin.

May he burn in hell and beyond.

Prostitution Ring In Kremlin Can Bring Putin Down

-Dont tell me these old farts aren't exploiting their position. They're all men and their invwith the dictator, something is keeping them there and it's definetly not the will of the people.

The anonymous source tells WMA its not only women who enter the facilities at night, it men too, despite the anti-gay politics they lead.

-If these women and men come forward they can bring down the powers that be in the East like the women did in the West.

-When the public become familiar with the enormous prostitution inside the walls of Kremlin, there wont be much support for a war with Ukraine. Not with #metooRussia rolling out.

-It just wont.

Putin Thinks He's The Dictator Of 60 Countries, Time To Hit The Nursing Home

It's nothing to be afraid of, growing old happens to dictators aswell. Some loose their mind, some never had it in the first place. Some smell like shit, others are full of it.

Plastic surgery can't fix everything, when its time to go, its time to go and let the younger maniacs take over. 

It's too late to become one of the truly bad dictators of all time. Mao, Stalin and Hitler ring so far above Putin there's nothing he can do in Ukraine that would impress any of them. 

He's like a relic from a different age, who fits better in Madam Tussauds wax cabinet than the real world. 

For Putin, who tried so hard, to be something, that was way too late. We will not miss you. 

Ukraine Has 150.000 Ants On The Russian Embassy Border

Ukraine has 150.000 ants ready to attack the Russian Embassy in Kyiv, in what seems to be the biggest animalistic build up since Eurovision Song Contest. -Ants are plant eaters, so this can potentially be catastrophic for the window plants inside the Embassy.

Ukraine's leader stress that this have nothing to do with the demands he put forward.

Ukraine demand that all members of the Russian Embassy cancel their membership at the Caucasus Cheese Club and that they never speak Russian again.

If not meet, it is believed that the ants will attack the Embassy.

Dictator Games Is So Yesterday

 Asking teenangers wether on not they are going to watch the upcoming winter olympics, most answers "what?".

Which is not surprising. Who really cares about dictators, regimes and communists in the free world? Nobody.., so you can't blame kids today for thinking it's a lame series on one of the countless streaming services. 

Among the more surprising findings in the survey Olympics today by Asia Institute in Vancuver, was that nearly everybody under 25 thinks China is a town in Eastern Europe. -It must be the embassy situation in Lithuania with Taiwan who got them mixed up, no that they care, says Caroll Rice, who oversaw the survey. 

-We asked them if they could at least spell Beijing, and we came up short. We got answears like, "I don't speak Polish", "I've never been to Eastern Europe", "my aunt is from Latvia, she would know" or "I lost contact with my siblings across the continent a long time ago, I have no fucking idea"... that kinda answers. 

-Our conclusion of the survey is that both winter olympics and communism is a bad idea and combined even worse. It's been so many dictator games in recent decades, both the summer and winter games are ruined, but there is hope, nobody has tried spring games and autumn games. 

-We strongly advice a fresh start, at least to attract young eyeballs from the free world.

UK: You Elected A Prime Minister Whos Married 3 Times And Can't Comb His Hair.. What Did You Expect?!

Off course he's gonna party! It's what you wanted! You wanted away from stiff upper lip, you wanted swinging Johnson and you got it! So don't come crawling now.

He's gonna swing his dick so hard around the United Kingdom, and the world when he get a chance, how he behaves in Downing Street 10 during the lock down is the last you should worry about.

You should be glad he's locked up!