Astronaut Fired: Was Too Down To Earth

Chill... 


Binge-watching Friends in space might have been the drop that made Control terminate the mission. -We're not sending astronauts in space to bond. They got a job to do and it's nota  8-5 situation, it's a 24-7-365 non-stop no questions asked, thank you.

The astronaut, who's known for throwing great parties, both on earth and in space, says in a party invitation in the International Space Station this Saturday that Command has no jurisdiction in space and that he has prepared the event carefully. -All the weed is grown in space. 

However, he do admitt he likes a bit of danger. -I have experimented and synthesized well known earth drugs and made new mutant space editions. I really look forward to trying them this weekend. I think it's going to be a blast.

-And if I don't make it in time to work Monday morning, cause my space hangover has gone galaxtic, who cares, we don't follow earth time here. It's space, bitch!


Space Photo Ricky Arnold NASA