Bear High Fived Visitor He Tried To Eat Last Week

 Damn!

For reasons unknown to bearkind, the person who nearly died in the massive jaws came back for more. He escaped from the operating theatre at the hospital and took the bus down here. Not an ideal situation.  

Apparently he had a 50/50 percent chance of survival and said he had some unfinnished business to take care of first, in case he didn't make it.

The Zoo staff does not want to go into further details about the specifics of the unfinnishes businees, but say in general that bear attacks are good for business. Especially when they're real nasty.

Photo Kevin Ramirez

Can Corona Spread Through Farts?

 Are Corona farts deadly?

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. 

Not even Bob Dylan knows..

Illustration : OpenClipart-Vectors

There's a New Sheriff in Town

...and he's not a f#$*$& @$Ƨ%#!!! 

Mr. Good Times

It's gonna be hard times for bad people and good times for good people. The clean up has begun... The mess of a Century. Gone. 

Lets party like it's 2009!!!!!!

Photo The White House

Yes, He Really Was the President... For Real

Only a Celebrity Suicide Can Top This...

I'm not kidding, he still fucking am, untill January the 20th unless somebody throws him out. I'd like the feds to come in and bust the guys ass and carry him out like those corrupt business fuckers. That would do it for me. He's earned it.

Photo Shealah Craighead - White House 

The Republican Party is Dead

Party's Over...

The American political party, also known as Trump's Club, died in a massive political suicide in Washington DC today. A long and turbulent time finally came to and end.

State leaders from all over the world send their condolences and thanks God that the madness is over. 

Some people are better of in the ash heap of history. 

Photo The Long Sleep

Mud Party at Capitol Hill

 Last dance with Monster Trump

Trump is going out with a bang. More likely thrown out with a bang after todays coup attempt at Capitol Hill. He's probably left the country, says Washington insiders. Hiding like some overhrown dictator somewhere in South America. A bungalow, in the jungle. Eating bananas and going about his business, without toilet paper. 

Thats one way to go. From riches to rags. Once he was the President of the greatest country on earth. Now he's thrown out of even his own golf club.

Photo Embarrassed Boys

Trump Expected in Hell on the 20th

 VERY DANGEROUS ARRIVAL

The town is in total lockdown until the beast is under control, but there is no need to worry, we have done this before, it's what we do, says the conductor in charge.

-We put people like Trump in cages and chain them up, like a gorilla. And we have enough weapons onboard to wipe out any army, anywhere in the world, any time, in seconds, should he or his followers try anything.

-It's a small step for me, it's my just job, but it's a huge leap for mankind. It's like an earth landing, get that ego down to earth.

-You know, we take pride in taking bad care of our visitors. Trump will no doubt get our special treatment. The kind saved for our deserving visitors. Miles away from what tourists experience when they go through Hell.

-American Presidents has a tendency to visit Norway. Obama was here too, but he was here for polar opposite reasons, to recieve the Nobel Peace Prize.

-Everyone can come see Trump displayed on Hell Square every Saturday in a pillory until the dawn of time. The charge is 1 dollar and spitting in his face. The money will go to building the new Monster Trump Park. An educational amusement park design to remind human kind of the horrors  created by theatrical asholes Trump alike.

Photo Chris Shervey