What the world needs now is an exorcism, not an election, otherwise we're doomed, says scientists at the covid-19 research senter in Ballahama.
You know, we got a lot of heavy equipment here, stuff that the outside world doesn't know exist. When Trump was here, stuff went off that more alarming than the coronavirus. The guy's possessed.
Normally people prefer to be anonymous when making public accusations like this, but this is not the case with the scientists at the covid-19 research centre.
-We hate the guy. He's horrible. Everybody knows. What is there to be afraid of coming forward? The whole world hates him. The guys's a lonatic. More people will die from the presidents rage than covid-19. We got to get this guy out of office before he brings the devil to the White House.
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