God Gives Up On Earth, Builds New Planet Outside Berkshire

-It went alright untill you muffs went into space. You're not ready for the answears. Why do you have to ask so many questions all the time?! Curiosity was a massive mistake, I guess all of human kind was. Not doing that again, says God to the local newspaper in Berkshire. 

The new planet will according to Berkshire Post, named New Earth, like New York, just bigger, but without humans, off course.

An official date for the launch is yet to be set, but expected soon. Around the time we screw it up apparently. -I should have done this lightyears ago, says God. Now I run the risk of getting it all wrong again with another fast planet. I should have done this slow... to aviod the obvious.