Trumps Brain Possessed By The Devil

 

What the world needs now is an exorcism, not an election, otherwise we're doomed, says scientists at the covid-19 research senter in Ballahama. 

You know, we got a lot of heavy equipment here, stuff that the outside world doesn't know exist. When Trump was here, stuff went off that more alarming than the coronavirus. The guy's possessed. 

Normally people prefer to be anonymous when making public accusations like this, but this is not the case with the scientists at the covid-19 research centre.

-We hate the guy. He's horrible. Everybody knows. What is there to be afraid of coming forward? The whole world hates him. The guys's a lonatic. More people will die from the presidents rage than covid-19. We got to get this guy out of office before he brings the devil to the White House.


God Gives Up On Earth, Builds New Planet Outside Berkshire

-It went alright untill you muffs went into space. You're not ready for the answears. Why do you have to ask so many questions all the time?! Curiosity was a massive mistake, I guess all of human kind was. Not doing that again, says God to the local newspaper in Berkshire. 

The new planet will according to Berkshire Post, named New Earth, like New York, just bigger, but without humans, off course.

An official date for the launch is yet to be set, but expected soon. Around the time we screw it up apparently. -I should have done this lightyears ago, says God. Now I run the risk of getting it all wrong again with another fast planet. I should have done this slow... to aviod the obvious. 


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