Tourism Down 2 Million Percent

-We have cancelation with airplanes that aren't built yet, says travel manager Becky Escape in Enjoy Wuhan's London office.

-People say they'll rather go to space than set their foot in Wuhan, we fear tourism will never pick up. Actually I hope it never does, if it do I have to find another job, cause I'm not going to Wuhan again.

-They can take their bat soup and shove it up their *@$#. I'm out. I'm not even going to China, f*@$ that!


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