Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. It took the Nazis 5 years to kill 6 million jews.

Ali Baba junior says he got the enlightenment when he looked into a beer glass.

-It was Trump beer. The guy is too busy making money, he would't kill potential consumers, no matter how much he hates them. although I would like to see a settlement of humans on Mars, just as a precaution, you never know with this guy.

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Earth Melts Ice To Cool Down

In the latest interview with Paranoid Times, earth says it's just putting a few ice cubes in the drinks, who will be served to intergalactic monsters, so please do no worry about global warming, enjoy the time you have left before you are eaten by the biggest monsters in space.

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