Darth Vader Accused Of Sexual Assault

Slave conditions on the Death Star turn out to be even worse than expected. According to several anonymous victims, Darth Vader abuse his power to sleep with the crew. -You don't really have a choice. His willpower is too strong, claims one victim who insist on staying anonymous.

-I really fear the consequences if Darth finds out. You know, he's got a temper. It's a general understanding within the Evil Empire that there's no point taking these accusations to court. It's considered rather bad taste and there's a guaranteed 0% survival rate among accusers.


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