Fees Killed 20 In Economic Accident

In disaster we trust. -The bank fucked up and the customers where killed instantly, says an onlooker at the scene of he crime. According to the Police the bank where stalling payments to gain interest, but thats to complicated to be investigated. -We just accept it.

A total of 3 million people died world wide in fee related accidents last year. Thats 2 million more dead than traffic accidents. Former head of US Nasty Bank Goldman Sachs has this to says in his defence: -"I think people are getting better at using safety belts".

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