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Art Expert: -This Pitch Is a Fraud

Game on. A football club in trouble tried to sell their pitch on auction at Salisbury.

-It's worthless. Sorry, I can't help them, we don't sell counterfeit, says art dealer Pan Papers.

-To tell the truth, which I never do, not even now or ever, if I where them, I would not try to make money on it and instead let the kids have it.

-Does that make sense at all? It sure as *#$% doesn't to me, but sometimes you got to wing it.

The club remains nameless.

Photo Tom Dehli

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