United Kingdom To Elect If They Want To Keep Scotland

Catch 22. -They didn't see that coming did they, bloody Scots, says voters. According to street talk Brits are anxious to get rid of those bloody Scotsmen.

-They take up too much time you kno, talking bull, nobody understands them either. It's like a nation of retards, so let them have it. See how that goes... Nobody talks about the great Scottish Empire.

Photo Warren Rohner