Isis In Talks With Ben & Jerry About Their Own Ice Cream Flavour

Mouthful. -It's gonna taste like shit. It'l have rocks and dirt in it. We want it to be so disgusting everybody talks about it, says Isis.

-Basically it's a mix of everything you don't want in your mouth. Our goal is to scare everybody from eating it. We got just the receipt for that.

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