XXX-Men Nights of Future Fun Didn't Slip Though The PG-13 Rating

X-Men Orgies. The 4 hour long porn opus was cut down to 4 seconds by the censors who admittedly enjoyed it, but hey, kids are watching.

-Not that they can't access the same online, but we can't put it on the big screen. After all, we still have some double standards. Make it violent and we'll let it pass, states the Motion Picture Assholes of America.

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