Putin -I Don't Want A Bunch Of Gay People Fucking Up My Country
Gay Olympics. -If it's so important to them to walk around gay, have your own Olympics. The retards do. Arrange it in Sidney, Key West or San Francisco, just not Russia. I'm putting $51 billion on the table for this party, I decide the rules.
-If the poofs want a say, it's $51 million. Isn't these games gay enough as they are? Do I seriously have to spell it for them?!
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.