Russian State Propaganda To Only Show Putins Balls

A close up of his sweaty testicles will be transmitted to all news organizations in Russia. -It's a live feed, where we see him swing his dick under the long table, masturbate under meetings... it's sick informs anonymous employee in Kremlin.

-It just goes on and on... he compares the size of his testicles with eggs constantly, he mesures it, weights it, he'd got a special ball mirror, he's completely lost it. 

-He even walk nude around the Kremlin at night asking guards if they've ever seen macho balls like his. Then he squeezes them in a nut cracker and asks for money!