There Isn't A Plastic Surgeon In The World Who Can Save Putins Face Now

 -He could try a total reface, there are clinics in Central America who proced such operations, but he has to arrive there alive. The surgeons can't fix a dead body. Not in the shape he'll be in, says European Army Scientics, Adaku Musa, from Nigeria, at The African Union War House in Addis Abada in Ethiopia.

-Getting to Central America in one piece, forget it. Not now. If he come with a plane, they will shoot him down. Somebody. Anybody. Doesn't matter at this point. He's toast. He's not making it outside Russia alive and it's only a matter of time how long he can survive inside. 

-Besides, I don't think they operate war criminals, criminals for sure, but not war criminals, it's bad for business, who wants to be associated with that?! Or Europeans? Their a mess!

Russian State Propaganda To Only Show Putins Balls

A close up of his sweaty testicles will be transmitted to all news organizations in Russia. -It's a live feed, where we see him swing his dick under the long table, masturbate under meetings... it's sick informs anonymous employee in Kremlin.

-It just goes on and on... he compares the size of his testicles with eggs constantly, he mesures it, weights it, he'd got a special ball mirror, he's completely lost it. 

-He even walk nude around the Kremlin at night asking guards if they've ever seen macho balls like his. Then he squeezes them in a nut cracker and asks for money!

War in Ukraine: World Might Bomb EVERY Russian Embassy & Property Connected to Putin

The testosterone blob face might get a hard knock on the door if every foreign outlet get smashed by the host Nations. Forcing the Putin bitches to take refugee in the country they operate, where they no longer can hide their dirty agenda.

That or taste their own medicine, stay in the premises and get bombed.

Aliens Pick Up Unusual Activity On Earth

-Everything happening on the surface of earth is visable anywhere in the universe, so the Russian army is defenitly destroying earth's reputation in space, if we have one, says head of earth tourism at NASA Olivia Smith.

-If there is intelligent life in space, we can't expect them to want to come here. I seriously doubt they would see us as intelligent. Who in space would want to go to earth and risk having to deal with the Russian army?

-I hope there is hyper inteligent life out there who notice whats happening in Ukraine right now and isn't afraid of intervention.

Russian Army Might Turn On Putin

The 200.000 Russian soldiers, who where fooled, told to show up for an exercise, when it was industrial massacre, of their Ukrainian friends.., might to set an example for the history books.

A "herobullet" with the ingraved text last war on earth has been made to execute the dictator for the hellish betray. It's an hypersonic bullet, who is specially designed to penetrate Putins skull, then explode midway.

Irreversible actions are put in motion to stop the warmonger by death, the only worries among the special task force given the heroic assignment is that they'll get to him in time. Chances are he's dead already when they get to him. 

There's so many who want him dead now, even within his own bubble, so we kinda expect him to pussy out in a bunker Hitler style. It's the best for everyone. Who wants to face this? says name brother, but not in anyway related, not even in the wildest sense, Vladimir Mир.

World To Initiate Global Cyber Attack On Key Assholes In Russia

The inner and outer circle of Putins war ring and all the soldiers serving in the Russian army face a dark future as four hundred million computer engineers world wide signed up to fuck up their lifes.

Thats 2000 people pr russian fuckhead who will relentlessly go after them, day and night untill they live like cavemen.

A list with everyone participating in the invasion of Ukraine is now circulating around the globe and split into target list according to the skills of the international cyber army. 

-We divide the names according to who we can damage the most. Our capacity to destroy far surpass the Russian nuclear arsenal. Thats so 20th Century technology.

-We can fuck up the world a million different ways with surgical precision, says a Brazillian volunteer in the "Cyber Justice Leauge". 

-Nobody involved with the invasion is safe. Ever. They will all die a horrible death, but not untill we've fucked'em up real good first, like a digital Holocaust.

Every Russian Soldier Who Cross The Ukrainian Border Will Be Sent Back In A Bodybag

Word!

The world will make sure of it. 

-Second thought it might be containers, or we'll just leave'em on the battlefield for the birds and rats. It's not first priority, say proud fighter on the ground inside Ukraine.