Trump: Give Sex A Chance

The President quoted the famous John Lennon lyrics in an attempt to silence the growing criticism of his behaviour. After being informed by a black staffer the words was actually give love a chance, the President replied what the f*** did you just say?! and fired her.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

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