Teenager Won The Nobel Peace Prize, What's Next, Children?

Lucky Lucy. -We're considering dogs. Dogs are mans best friend. No other creature on earth has done more to calm down mankind over the years than our four legged friend, besides prostitutes, says the Nobel committee.

-At some point we're thinking of just giving it away. Totally random, like a lottery. Throw it in a park. Whoever find it, win.

Photo The Norwegian Primeminister's Office

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