Putin Marks Territory In Eastern Ukraine

Redrawing the world map. -I urinate on the buildings I want and I take a dump on those we can bomb, says Putin.

-I have to drink beer to keep this up. I've never been unable to come up with enough shit and piss. This is new for me .

-It's a bit humiliating taking off my pants in the middle of the road and take a shit. It's not the kind of thing I'm used too. I mean, not publicly.

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