Fire Department Expect Less Wildfires As People Switch To E-Cigarettes

Smokey and the Bandit. -I don't know if I should be firing or crying. I wont need half the fighters I have today. I might even be out of a job myself, says Fire Chief Alberto Jose in San Diego, California.

-Guys like us need the action. Since there's so little to do, some of my best men began robbing banks. The rest became street fighters. Domestic fires are already down. I can't fix the numbers forever. Damn you e-cig. Your'e killing me and I don't smoke!

Photo Miramar Fire Department