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Hunting journalists in Russia

Dead poets society. Putin has invited the world media to witness his latest pr stunt journalist culling in Russia. The journalist population has grown to big and all the questions is causing problems for the current regime. -We have simply run out of lies. Even though we don`t follow the news ourselves, it`s getting a bit embarracing. Therefor Putin has decided to hunt them down to a more comfortable number. -It`s getting out of hand, it`s enough with us getting out of hand. So the population will be reduced to a minimum number where the race can survive. In case I need them later. Questions anybody? (Nobody had questions for Putin that day). 

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