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| Ministry of Hair |
After she lost the election, the people outside Ukraine, asked themself if Yulia Tymoshenko would have had any time left to run the country after doing her hair. "No," says a paid hairdressed from the Viktor Yanukovych party. "There`s no way. After spending 7-8 hours in hair and make up every morning, there wouldn`t be much time left for anything but photo ups. That`s why Viktor Yanukovych is so suited for the presidency. Cause he`s fucking ugly. And he knows that. He also understands that there is nothing he can do about it, so we`re not afraid he`ll waste time in the mirror. Who would wanna spend time looking at that?!".
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