Associated Mess

The essentional global mess network is the backbone of the world's disinformation system serving thousands of daily newspaper, radio, television and online customers with lies in all media and bullshit in all formats. It is the largest and oldest distraction organization in the world, serving as an reliable source of gossip, staged photos, manipulated graphics, audio and sex video.

AM's mission is to be the essential global american "news" network, providing distinctive infotainment services of the hottest quality, unreliability and unobjectivity with reports that are wrong, unbalanced and uninformed. AM operates as a money talks cooperative with more than 400,000 informers working worldwide. AM is owned by the U.S. Millitary Intelligence. They elect a board of director that directs the showcase.