Chinese fake away

Faked in China. Nothing is more bullshit than friendly China helping the world and wanting nothing in return. China Today spews out this one party journalism all over the world. They lent the design from Time Magazine and translated it to English hoping it will win our hearts and minds.

World Mess Association has taken the liberty to publish everything China Today left out in special edition we like to call  China Today Tomorrow Yesterday.

Foto Cain and Todd Benson

Weboholics Anonymous

Kicking one for the other. Surfomania is the new hot addiction among psychologists. So many suffer from this that AA actually loose money. -Nobody cares about alcohol anymore, so we have to keep up with developments and keep our mouth where the money is. Thats why we introduce Weboholics Anonymous. It`s like a fast food version of the good old AA. Lighter, faster & cheaper - works out good for both parts:)

Foto mac_ivan

Islam wants you

Mumbo jumbo. The US Army wants you, Islam wants you. They both need help, but for different things... 

Image zoom_artbrush

Promise more leaking

Bigger is better. Even though BP managed to stop the oil leak today they guarantee it`s only temporary.  -"We will leak again, probably within a few hours", says BP spokeshole.

Foto Michael (mx5tx)

Haiti must not forget USA

Disaster lovers. 6 months ago Haiti promised the world they would help America rebuild their country on a more solid ground after it fell apart by lies. Like so many others, they have failed to keep their promise on a massive scale. Everyone but this guy, who is still going for it.         Foto dcJohn

Visa dating

Yeah! Internet has redefined the way old western horndogs meet, date and buy younger women, but it`s not only men who find partners with a 50 year age difference attractive. Check out these colorful dating profiles. 
Photo by beesparkle

Polanski free to have a go at underage girls

What? SAMBLA (Swiss American Man Boy Love Association) issued today an anti USA visa to the 76 year old french sex machine and escape artist.

Photo by Jacob Freeze