Laptop

Laptops are perfect for laptop dancing - it`s intimate without meeting.

3D from the Third World

Since ESPN announced it will broadcast the World Cup in 3D USA considers to leave their soccer team at home and send a bunch of animators instead.

Fat Food

It shouldn`t be called fast food, cause it makes you anything but fast.

Fashion Awards

Being the right color is still the most important talent when blacks get awards who used to be for whites.

War Welcome

Anti-aircraft, tanks, armed forces, jet bombers, nearly the entire police force and the secret service are all giving Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama a nice warm war welcome when he come to pick up his award. Word has it it would be cheaper to just fax it over than spend hundred millions of dollars to make sure nothing happens when he recieves the 1.3 million dollar cash prize.

Go Tiger

How Tiger Does It
The world is in frenzy after Tiger Woods sexual sidesteps from his swedish wife. What do expect? He`s a tiger! Read the whole story in How Tiger does it, mistress edition.

WPS

Web Positioning Systems is an Internet Navigation System for target surfing. Just dial the web address and it shows you where the server and user are located. The product is not yet for sale, but has been around in government circles for some time. Sources within the hacking community say they might actually turn off their pc`s for a change and see what life`s like outside the screen.