Fuck killing

No logic. Why the killing afterwards? -Muwha hawha wahaa wwha hwmw ha wzwzæwrxz zxzxw. And you where saying? -Mhwzahaha hazahaza hahqzaqaz kzzz. And your point is? -Ha sha ha sha ha ha mzawzzw xzxzq. How can a dumb zwzxz like you put up with the West for 8 years?!

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Why the ass up?

It`s the kebab. -We like to honour the gods with garlic fumes. Foreigner never understand why we stop traffic. It would be a death trap...

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The Michelin Man goes on diet

Fat farm. -His spare tires are hurting our sales. So, we`re sending him on a fat camp, says Dolly Triumph, owner of the miss Michelin contest. -He`s not exactly a beauty anymore, who wants to go around with love handles the size of car tires? We hope the weight loss will get our company back in shape.


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Visit North Korea

Come to daddy. Visit North Korea kicks off a massive add campaign to attract foreign tourists to the country. -We need the money, we need their clothes, their skills, we need everything. A 2 year vacation costs the same as a 2 weeker, but you can`t get the 2 weeks. If you visit North Korea, don`t plan on seeing your family anytime soon, if ever... Have a long trip!

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-I just want your attention

Misses the limelight. -My life has been real shit since I left The Fugees. I miss the gangbangs. This election is a sweet opportunity to get back on top again... - everybody screws with a president.

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Wikifreaks

 
Public secret. WikiLeaks has published a secret chapter in the Afghan war diaries that can`t be opened by the public. WikiSecrets refuse to announse the password cause it will harm the very government and corporate misconduct they try to reveal.

Wants to be front woman in Fugees

The savior. The former Haitian, who has newer sung in her whole life, wants to be lead singer in Fugees. -Yeah, fuck yeah, says the earthquake victim. If that fucker thinks he can run our country without any political experience, sure, why not. Somebody gotta save Fugees. The band has been a disaster since Wyclef Jean left.

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