iComputer

1 for the price of 4. Get the latest iComputer with phone applications. You can speak in it, hear other people talk and even have a conversation with them.

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The rivers of Pakistan

Angry water. The Pakistan government want to sue the world water reserves for dirty water dumping. -We have enough dirt as it it! It was flooding with shit before you came. Jesus.., what do you think we are, an international garbage dump?

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China buys the world

Cheaper than armies. -We just send out businessmen with loads of cash and the usual lubrication to get control over the worlds natural resources. It`s so easy. The West is so fucked after 10 years of terrorism, our best buying point is we`re not them, says a Chinese delegate at the World Economic forum.

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-They didn`t invite me to the wedding

Go figure. -That why it was so expensive. We had 500 Secret Service guys making sure she didn`t sneak inn. The bitch nearly destroyed the president and his marriage. -Thanks god shes old, says Bill. Word has it she got an unofficial restraint order of 10 thousand miles and is banned to perform in the White House. She put on quite a show. It`s the most known blow job to mankind and nobody saw it.

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They are still married!

Long gun marriage. Chealsa and her husband are still married after 48 hours. -When they can stand the high profile media coverage, they can stand anything. Not even death can tear them apart now.

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Finance acrobatics

Get insane rich. Learn how to screw everybody. How to fuck up an entire company and walk away from it with a boner. Finance acrobatics teaches you the basics in ego greed. You`ll learn to not care about fucking anything than yourself and be inspired by the sufferings of others. If you wanna marry prostitutes at 70, visit financeacrobatics.com and get screwed.

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Should be stoned for killing raped women

Supreme asshole of Iran. Ali Khamenei should taste his own justice and so should also every muslim man who rape and kill women with stones. If muslim men keep treating women like this, it won`t be long until the war on terror is replaced by war on men.

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