World Mess Association

News satire by Tom Dehli

It's a Tie-In

›
Buy 2, get 1 for the monthly pay of a sweat shop worker Trade is up and stores want their share, in fact, some more than others.  -We have t...

Forgot to Frame Empire State Building When Doing Massive Stunt

›
-What am I gonna do?! I can't share this?! Nobody will believe I did it, says Sporty Joe. -Not even my friends who where the...

Democracies Are Vaccinated Every 2nd Year, It's Called Election

›
Your vote is the vaccine! Democratic countries takes a shoot against corruption every 2nd year. A local and regional one and a n...

5 Reasons To Buy A Car

›
1) Keeps poverty at a distance 2) Sleep longer in the morning. A car takes you much faster to work than public transport. 3) Be an a-hole fo...

Poverty In The Rear Mirror Appear Closer Than It Is

›
Thank God for that! "I'm okay with it as long as I can plow throught it like mud, but I'm not stepping into it, I'd rath...

Santa Joins NATO

›
Putin Fails To Stop Him Nothing could stop the resident from the North Pole to become a member of the alliance. "I cross a ...

Afghanistan: The Monkeys Are Back

›
Nowhere to learn Despite none reported escaped animals from Zoos worldwide, a huge number of wild animals suddenly appeared in K...
‹
›
Home
View web version

Editor in Crime

My photo
Tom Dehli
View my complete profile
Powered by Blogger.