World Mess Association
News satire by Tom Dehli
-Ice Bucket Challenge? NO THANKS!
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Melting Plot. -I'm not even going to explain that one. What are you humans doing. What on earth are you up to? Not even a person wit...
George W. Bush Presidential Library No 1 Destination For Party Animals
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Only in America. Word. -It's basically turned into a frat house. We noticed it on our opening day. There was a lot of request...
Caught Cheating On His Wife On Google Street View
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U-Turn. -I was looking for directions to my best friends new place and there he was banging her right in front of me on my iPad, says Sha...
-The Nobel Peace Prize Should Be Dynamite Not Award Money
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-There's a few things I want to get off my chest. This is very close to my heart. Satisfaction. -It's completely misund...
Putin Marks Territory In Eastern Ukraine
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Redrawing the world map. -I urinate on the buildings I want and I take a dump on those we can bomb, says Putin. -I have to drink beer ...
Luxembourg Seek Peace Treaty with Russia
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Make a wish. -But we're not at war, says Putin. -Thats's right, but we never know when your in charge, points the prime minister...
-I Get A Lot Of Pussy
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Ladies horse. -It's so big they have to see it. It's like this need they have. I'm not even trying. Yet I'm the most pop...
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