World Mess Association
News satire by Tom Dehli
Japan Cracks Down On Dancing While Allowing Prostitution
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Freedom of movement. Japan has shaken the dust of an old law who forbids dancing. In the old empire it was seen as dangerous because it ...
Alberto In The Favela: -Brazil Should Have Spent $86 Million On Me
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Nutcase. -I got two balls. I don't need to run around for another one. The least kick it back into the sack. My balls doesn't fa...
Apple First Company To Get a Star At Hollywood Walk of Fame
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Starstruck. Getting a star at 38 is early, at that age it's mostly reserved car crashers. So it's more a reflection of how huge ...
25 Years Since The Chinese Authorities Killed A Whole Bunch Of People
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-I've lost my shoe. I think it's under the tank. Can you move aside, please. So I can have a look. Cinderella Square. -They ...
XXX-Men Nights of Future Fun Didn't Slip Though The PG-13 Rating
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X-Men Orgies. The 4 hour long porn opus was cut down to 4 seconds by the censors who admittedly enjoyed it, but hey, kids are watching. ...
The Hairdressers Who Cut The Chinese Leaders Don’t Take Any Risks
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One world one haircut. -We go for the stability look, says Mingli. We have to get permission to cut every single hair. There’s no time...
Fire Department Expect Less Wildfires As People Switch To E-Cigarettes
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Smokey and the Bandit. -I don't know if I should be firing or crying. I wont need half the fighters I have today. I might even be ou...
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