World Mess Association
News satire by Tom Dehli
Why the hell did I sign up for this?
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Earthsick. -I got 4 more days to fix this shit and Houston`s telling me their calling off the press conference now?! What the f@#k???!!! ...
Impersonal trainer
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I care about me. -I don`t give a shit whether you get in shape or not. I don`t care if you`re late and I couldn`t care less if you don`t sh...
WikiLeaks Enquirer
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Hot gossip special! Who`s f@#king who in The world of diplomats, spies and whatever it is we`re fighting for? -I`ll tell ya. The French a...
After I stopped drinking coffee...
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Don`t do it, just don`t. -The nightmare began at the doctors office. I had coffee beans in my urine and he told me I drank to much coffee. ...
Revealed Victoria's Secret
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It`s all over. - Everybody knows now. I t`s the belly button. H ow could she?! The Victoria people has denied the truth ever since Doutze...
-I`m the best
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Male logistics. -I`m f@#king awesome! I`m the best awesome ever!!! I`m great and I don`t like to put myself down. Why should I?! Which is w...
-It's his fault
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Female logistics. -I crashed my husbands car into a firetruck this morning. It`s his car so it`s his fault. How the f@#k could I know there...
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