World Mess Association
News satire by Tom Dehli
GooglePorn
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Sex engine. -We figured out that since most of our users search porn anyway, we might as well call it or what it is. We`re all humans, we al...
Keith Richards book of the living dead
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Jumping Jack Flashback. -I couldn`t fit all the drugs in there. It`s only 564 pages. I also left out the women, we where thinking of doing ...
OPEC announce fatwa on electrical cars
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The dirty dozen. The twelve members of the original Gangsta summit gives 10.000.000 dollars each in rewards for great contributions within ...
Justin Bever: -I was a sodaholic
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Talks about his drinking problem. -My manager and him though it would be good for sales that I had an addiction, so he came up with soda...
Late night with Barack Obama
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Live from Washington D.C. White House studios annonce they will start broadcasting the show next term, after they win the election. The pro...
Hired personal trainer to become mediocre
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Designer body . -I looked in the mirror one day. It was one of those roof to floor mirrors. I was butt naked. I could see everything. I made...
It`s only one thing thats worse than getting a disabled child, it`s getting a muslim one
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Urban father . -We`re having a baby. I just hope it`s a caucasian, but it`s hard to say, she banged so many... says the father she choosed. ...
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