Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
Surprise. -I can't go on do these test bombings forever. I got to hit something soon. Something big. Something that goes KABOOOOOOOOOOM and scares the hell out of people, says Kim in an 8 hour long portrait interview.
The entire interview, who went over 16 weeks, will be broadcasted on North Korean tv in its entirety this summer, which means no news or other programs until the autumn.
-Can't really say anyone cares, it's only crap on tv anyway, says regime hater Tang Jong Johnson. -The only difference is that we get the crap from the dictators mouth himself.
Game on. UFC Fighter Conor McGregor looks forward to taking on the press, according to anonymous sources in the CIA. It's a nonstop fight, 24/7, no downtime, just a big bowl of blood.
-I hope he lasts the whole term, but a few days is more realistic. The White House is signing a deal with the Ultimate Fighting Championchips to get an unlimited access to fighters. We need it, says a White House spokeswoman Bring Itonson.
Dumped. -In fact, they'll rather only meet Obama. First thing they ask for at the airport is where he live and how to get there. Then they come up with some lame excuse that they don't have time for both and have to leave urgent. There's more traffic to Obamas new place than the White House, says Washington insider Al Brown.
-A delegation from Mexico pulled over at the White House on their way to the airport after visiting Obama and pissed on the wall, it's the fifth time it has happened this week and it's only Monday.
Proud-a! The amount of fake news produced in Russia with the aim of damaging the West has increased in the last couple of years, in what Western Intelligence analytics view as soft warfare.
In turns out that is not the case.
Recent observations by ordinary people suggest that these horrendous news aren't made with bad intention, it's just that the people who make them don't know any better.
-Their all retards. Look at them. Russia Today is a camp for mental illness. How can you have any expectations? We should champion them for spelling the names of our countries right. Photo quiitheislander
Payback news. The Russian President is in shock after the nationwide study by the health and safety board was made public this Monday. As a consequence Kremlin is opening up for gay marriages and equal rights for the LGBT community.
On why the sudden change, president Putin reply -There's too many gays... God, 9 out of 10 men I shock hands with where gay. How did I not notice?!